Sometimes....

...this is exactly how I feel...

Springfield Public TV

Here's the video interview. Me and Delores. I only look a little fat, jaded, and nervous.  Fortunately, I am relaxed by staring at pretty girls, and this girl was way prettier than she looks on TV.

Springfield, MA

Playing Citi Stage here this week. Staying next to the Basketball Hall of Fame. I'd go, but I don't give a rat's ass about basketball.

I tried to poke my finger through this truck to see what was in the middle...

Hurt my finger.

Was going to visit the Gettysburg battlefield today

...had a show there last night, but God scotched my plans. So, got to drive home in the rain for two hours instead.

While the University of Richmond has one of the most singularly beautiful campuses I've ever seen...

...the artist's entrance to the Modlin Center resembles nothing so much as a torture chamber...hmmmm...

The Motherlode of the District!

DC makes a fortune the last few years since they have installed insanely contradictory and confusing signs. My picture of the street sign that further obfuscated the issue didn't come out, but you get the point.

Opening Day at the Ballpark!

Cee and I got to see the Nationals win their opening day for only the second time in the park's history! Plus the stadium was crammed with fans of our team, not the other team for a change. I tell ya, things are coming around.
By the way, the second picture is of the latest giant food item available for your agonized consumption: the Strassburger - 8 pounds of regret on a toasted logo-ed bun.

Y'know, I love Easter...

...but it always takes forever to clean up the dog blood...

The Girls say, 'Happy Easter!'

Plus...the Easter Moo!

Happy Easter!

I'm not super-clear on the mythology anymore, but it is an election year, so I think this means that if Jesus wakes up and sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of Rick Santorum.  Which -quite frankly- is good for business.

Torrington, CT

There is actually a joke embedded in this marquee. A hip, drug-culture-y joke. Can you spot it? We played at the Warner here tonight, by the way. Great show.

Kate dwarfing her mother

Who...quite frankly, comes pre-dwarfed.

Ok, this is ridiculously cute

This dream is lookin' dead....

Yep, it's that time again...

TOOTHAGEDDON!