Hey Mom, Look Where I Am Today

Nice, eh? 

Seriously.  Worst.   Off to Alabama via Pensacola.  XO!

...is my just-purchased,  2011 Honda Insight. It's a half hybrid, only has 36,000 miles after three years, gets 40 in the city and bette...

This is the monstrous double-cab Silverado that was the ONLY vehicle available to rent in Robinsville (?), New Jersey yesterday. It's fr...

What a great little car for nine years. Such a horrible death in the stark, scorching nastiness of the New Jersey Turnpike.  Thanks for the ...

Here is my friend Robyn on the verge of succumbing to a violent lobster, bent on survival. Her husband did brandish tongs but then fled leav...

Here is Robyn dealing with a recalcitrant x-pound lobster.  He fought nobly,  but was simmering gently within a minute.  And was delicious, ...

Glad to hear everything went well.  Call you in a bit. 

Robyn's insanely cute mom (and Robyn herself who -genetically- is also insanely cute) and most importantly, a delectable lobster roll. N...

Went to a giant mile-long flea market. Both sides of the road and a hundred yards deep on each side.  An impressive collation of crap. My fr...

​ Courtesy of Paul Mende (who started the website with me back in 1994 when we were one of the first thousand sites on the web. The whole fr...

I guess everything IS bigger in Texas.

It has been pointed out that the entire story could be much simplified. The Ballad of Chip -n- Dale Let me tell you all a story ...

Here I am paying homage to my saviors, Chip -n- Dale.  Why at my advanced age do I kneel in public on my graying, doddering knees and fix ...

Marriotts are odious places, reflective of their humorless, skinflint Mormon overlords: men who put up pictures of themselves in vaingloriou...

Nice place. Almost painfully upscale. Good seafood.