Hey Mom, Look Where I Am Today

...this is exactly how I feel...

Here's the video interview . Me and Delores. I only look a little fat, jaded, and nervous.  Fortunately, I am relaxed by staring at pret...

Playing Citi Stage here this week. Staying next to the Basketball Hall of Fame. I'd go, but I don't give a rat's ass about baske...

Hurt my finger.

...had a show there last night, but God scotched my plans. So, got to drive home in the rain for two hours instead.

...the artist's entrance to the Modlin Center resembles nothing so much as a torture chamber...hmmmm...

DC makes a fortune the last few years since they have installed insanely contradictory and confusing signs. My picture of the street sign th...

Cee and I got to see the Nationals win their opening day for only the second time in the park's history! Plus the stadium was crammed wi...

...but it always takes forever to clean up the dog blood...

Plus...the Easter Moo!

I'm not super-clear on the mythology anymore, but it is an election year, so I think this means that if Jesus wakes up and sees his shad...

There is actually a joke embedded in this marquee. A hip, drug-culture-y joke. Can you spot it? We played at the Warner here tonight, by the...

Who...quite frankly, comes pre-dwarfed.

TOOTHAGEDDON!

...where everyone is slightly to the right of Genghis Khan.

Best view of the Capitol in town. This is supposed to be a movie, Mom. :)

Fortunately, we're not staying at the now-defunct Van Wert Inn. Our Comfort Inn is now-funct.

Matt's a newer Step. The oranges were tough but delicious. We're counting confederate flags: up to 32! Florida!

Enjoy some Irish curses. http://www.alexnolan.nildram.co.uk/ireland/Irish-curses.htm

Branscombe Hall, Florida Southern College, Lakeland, FL.