Hey Mom, Look Where I Am Today

Don't worry, Jon and I are running out of prisons.  But this was so close we couldn't resist. If nothing else, at least as a the...

Filled up and rocking last night. But the Nats ended their Cinderella season with the (true fact) most shameful choke in the 100+ years of m...

What? You didn't know the government flew captured nazis to the middle of Kansas in WWII and interred them for the duration there so tha...

Five hours of this. Bleargh.

Not figuratively --the Steps ARE a job, but in no way could they ever be considered hard labor: the heaviest thing most of us have to lift i...

Yep. The only one that's delayed. Back on the road: DC --> Dallas, Dallas --> Wichita, drive to Hutchinson, wherever that is. And ...

Back to Kansas tomorrow...

It would seem so.  The halo is because I'm Jesus. We All Are. We did a show in Topeka last night. Whatever.  Heading home.

Former home of such notables as Machine Gun Kelly, Bugsy Moran, James Earl Ray, Carl Panzram, and Michael Vick. We didn't really mean ...

Off to Topeka.

Yes, it's in a neighborhood where babies are probably found in dumpsters with alarming frequency, but this low-rent Clarion Inn does hav...

Beautiful. The debate was held in another hall in this complex a couple of nights back. You may have heard. :)

Jon and I detoured way out of our way today in order to drive past AdMax Florence: America's parking place for super-criminals. The Unab...

This is the lovely Macky Auditorium where we had a great sold-out show tonight. And this is a recreation of me trying to change channels usi...

Passing Denver's Mile-High Stadium. On the other side of this barricade is Obama's motorcade as he arrives for the debate. Which it...

The mountain bristling with dishes and antennae is Cheyenne Mountain. I believe that is where Matthew Broderick saved the world by playin...

A cute l'il B&B. I hate cute l'il B&Bs.... Off to the Springs!

Performers are treated very well in Colorado.

Corey is already asleep. Our GPS took us to an empty field adjacent to the runway across from the terminal we needed to be about mile distan...

The clustered vista of low dwellings crouched below the mountains in the distance is the evil, beating heart of Ciudad Juarez: the most dang...

I cannot recommend the Baymont, to be perfectly honest.  Nor Conroe, now that I think about it.  In fact, I cannot recommend Texas in genera...

Actually, a lot of people don't know that Texas briefly incarcerates all out-of-state visitors just to "...larn 'em not to star...

And we're going to drive right past it to an even MORE conservative place: Conroe. I swear, it always rains in Houston.