Be Very Glad for Dim Lighting

Tragically, there are cast combinations where I have to step out of my usual roles and take on characters horribly unsuitable for me.  Here, in blissfully low light, you can see the vague outlines of my portrayal of the Gay Soldier. Normally, I am the forceful, no-nonsense drill sergeant.  However, here I was forced to portray the prancing, effeminate, blonde, Private Picklekisser.  I do not think I would have much success in the blonde gay world. The blind gay world, maybe.....