Local Horrorshow Stultifies Crowd!

Dateline Santa Clara, CA --- A nationally known satirical troupe was brought to its collective knees last night by a giggling, tedious, self-aggrandizing local television personality. So destroyed by the mincing idiocy issuing from the stage was the audience, that they regarded the unfortunate pack of comedians with the sort of jaundiced eye normally reserved for child molesters and altar thieves. All this just for being associated with Senora Slatternly Bimbo, as the cast eventually dubbed her. The performers are now recovering in transit back to the east coast.