Here we are gathered together having our annual CranBash. We have mustered ourselves in the area behind my building, as it is the only open area that affords any shady relief from the battering sun. Aside from our usual tradition, we are celebrating the fact that Andy is about to go off to Bulgaria on Thursday to film a SyFy channel movie. Quite exciting. For now it is called 'Black Forest.' Keep your eyes open in the future. He plays a man who becomes a demon. At some point he has to rape his wife, who is in a coma. (I must add here that Janet asked right after that if he was the hero of the movie. Andy wasn't sure, but I suggested that in the many job responsibilities of 'hero' I have seen, 'raping someone in a coma' rarely, if ever, appears.
We were going to have games; since Andy's film company has already warned him numerous times about hot, sexy, porno Bulgarian chicks trying anything* to get married to actors who come over there so they can get to America, I tried to create a quick and dirty version of 'Pin the Green Card on Andy', but to no avail. We settling for staring contests. Here we see Dr. Marc Irwin about to lose a tense match with the hotel grill.
*Presumably including raping someone in a coma
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