...pretend you understand what any of the obscure and dog-racing specific terms and abbreviations mean.
Insert your money into the maw of the automated, ultra-confusing, user-unfriendly, highly complicated, overly-option-oriented, rapacious pari-mutuel betting machine. Wish it a fond farewell. You shall not be seeing it again.
Wander out to the track to watch the dogs race around the track at top speed. Excepting, of course, for your dog. Your dog will invariably amble around near the rear of the pack, seemingly searching for a lonely and unattended spot somewhere where it can poop out the two dollars you just wasted on it in peace and quiet, away from the fierce hubbub and clamor of the finish line.
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