Jame! Wish you were here!

I wish the rest of you were here, too. But they had all of Jame's faves on sale bigtime down to the Safeway. That good country talkin', eh? 'Down to the Safeway?' Ayup.

All I'm going to say....

...is that this is part of an elaborate plot that will --in a few short weeks-- come to fruition. Meanwhile, shhhhhhh.... BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

The Unshaven Decorator

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It's a movie, Mom! Love you guys!

Two things...

1) ...thanks to you, Mom, I never have trouble locating my rhyming dictionary.  I can hang it in an easily accessible and remember-able location, and when I need it --like the other day when we wrote a song about Egypt-- it is so easy to find. Thanks!
2) Yes. A haircut. I need one. Clearly.

Duh.

Ok, it's taken -like- two years for me to figure out that the sneaky, hidden back entrance is faster at least half the time. I completely forgot it even existed. Screw Columbia Pike, man!

If you actually NEED a reason...

...not to inadvertently overcook-to-the-point-of-smoldering your poor, innocuous microwavable heating pad, then let the scary, China Syndrome meltiness of my cooler lid fill that requirement for you. Also --though not photographable-- the insane chemical stinkiness that infuses the very air and will probably lace any food I try to microwave in the future with pestiferous carcinacules.  I think my fat fingers hit an extra digit. The Curse of the Unrelentingly Spatulate!

Also, new occasional blog I started

I want to practice with Photoshop and I was really amused by the link Jame sent the other day to the 'Bad Ideas for Movie Prequels.' So I set up "Bad Prequels", the blog.  I's clear that I was using a terrible freeware image manipulation program for the first couple.  Now I've reinstalled actual Photoshop and they're getting better.

Getting to be that time...75 degrees yesterday.

It's quit hurting, mostly...

...and doesn't really LOOK fractured.  Maybe it'll heal on its own...

Maybe it's cause I was little and don't really remember...

...and he's a distant, revered, familiar-yet-unknown authority figure, but there's something about Vince Lombardi that always reminds me of Papaw T. 

Funny Link from Jame

Hi Mom and Dad.  Got your Valentine's Day card yesterday after threatening the Post Office with mayhem.  Thank you! Love you guys.  Jame sent this link to posters for unmade (for obvious reasons) prequels to famous movies.  This is my entry.

There's a lovely view of the sunset from the Reston Hyatt's parking structure

Ah, romance is in the air...also gasoline.

28th floor, Cincinnati Hilton Netherlands Plaza

I believe that is Paul Brown Stadium, home of the oft-hapless Cincinnati Bengals, on the right there.

Off to the Midwest

Glamorous? No. Ohio? Yes.

What time is it?

Tooth hurty

(Sorta like this, Kate?)

Watching the Super Bowl from outside a bar in the Charlotte airport....sucks, quite frankly.

Sometime you drive by something and wonder...

....but you'll never know. And maybe that's a good thing....

I guess prices aren't the only things they've slashed...

You can prepare yourself for almost anything...

But not adorable Baby Hitler! These are the kinds of things that surprise one on stage from time to time and make it difficult to sing.

City Center, West Palm Beach

In-Room post-tennis Personal Drying Device!

These luxury rooms come with everything.