First in an endless series: Odd Things Adorning Hotel Rooms - Part I, Fairfield Inn, Weatherford, KS

The World's Biggest Soap Dish? The World's Shallowest Vase? A Bedpan for someone with a Severe Buttockular Derangement? A Mortuary Slab for a Halibut? The World's Most Un-Ergonomically Designed Sex Toy? Who knows. But it's large, green, ceramic and taking up a lot of my bathroom counter space.