Thursday, December 30, 2010

Sunset above central PA

Plus, landing at (brrrrrrrr) Rochester for New Year's Eve.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Patriot's Theatre, Trenton, NJ

Dave on the keys, Kevin, and me.

After much diligent searching...

I actually found some snow. But that's it...all I could find. Kind of a sad little blizzard locally.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Hell's yeah, it's almost Christmas!

Time for a handful o' Jesus!

The Christmas Hair Waltz*

's...Christmas time,
I don't shower or shave
And my hair's a crime, can't you see
Now it's really tall
And, really, all I do
Is to let it wave free

It's...that...time of year
When my coif wags and bobs
If you strain to hear
I will say,
Merry Christmas
May your New Year's dreams come true of mine,
As it starts to climb,
Wishes you and yours
The same thing too!

Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everyone, from my hair!

* To the tune of 'The Christmas Waltz', if that wasn't obvious. Yet another in a long line of wonderful Christmas songs by Jewish composers. We WASPS farm everything out, damn...

Sunny outlook

Hey Dad, someone just pointed me at this picture some amateur made using some sort of 'retinascoping' technique to clear away the glare and get a shot of the surface of the sun.  Just freaking awesome.  Even though I thought retinascoping -for eyes, anyway-  involved adding light in order to determine refractivity, and this seems like getting rid of a bunch of light in order to show reflectivity. Who knows. You're the light guy.  :)  Still pretty cool, though.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Blurry pics of Alexandria and the Steps' Christmas Party

That's King St. in Olde Towne; the Steps' party; and Morgan looking pleased because he's sitting next to Lisa.  She is our accountant, and a finer-looking accountant you will rarely see. Morgan and her are not an item, though I don't think he'd mind. But firstly, she's married, and secondly, she already has a crush on me.  Pasty, fat, and old still works if you're funny.  :D

Christmas getting too macho

Monday, December 20, 2010

Sunday, December 19, 2010

No more shows 'til Christmas!

Which is good, 'cause probably no more voice 'til Christmas Eve. (hack, cough, sputter, wheeze...)

Saturday, December 18, 2010


...ten minutes after I left you a message suggesting you hold off on sending presents, they arrive. Thank you parents! Love y'all! Tough not to peek in this case.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010


Tuesday, December 14, 2010

A movie about a roll of pennies...and his friends

$466 - Amazing what you can get done watching a football game on tv. Love the change counter.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Football Day!

As you can see, we had pretty good seats.  The Bucs win! But barely. The Redskins had to work overtime at sucking in order to lose. It rained the entire time and was freezing, but we had rain suits top-to-toe and stayed pretty darn dry.Except for Matt. See how sad he looks not being in a rain suit?  Awww......

Things you may not care about: Jo and I are headed to the Skins/Bucs game

 I'm sure you'll hear more about this than you need to.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Annapolis, MD

Gettin' ready for the big Holiday Boat Parade! Which I'll miss doing a show at Ram's Head Tavern. Rats. Cold and rainy here. Love you guys!

"If you don't shut up," I said, "I'm gonna punch you right in the face."

But he didn't. So I did. Stupid computer.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Since I'm on the top floor...

...this must be The Rapture elevator.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Jews as rednecks

Witness the inflatable lawn dreidel. Can country/western/klesmer music be far behind?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

View from the Rotunda Room, the Reagan Int'l Trade Center

Looking up 14th St., the Willard Hotel on the left. Pretty venue.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Queens, New York City

Not going to describe the hotel with my usual crude japes. Will let the lobby 'art' speak for itself.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I completed neglected to put up Thanksgiving pictures....

In no particular order, here all of the pictures that were unfuzzy enough to able to tell what's going on.  Michelle seems especially suspicious of me in the last one. Even more so than usual...

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Tell Erica to quit staring at me

Just a silly video...Click it, Mom!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Dropped my skull off for a cleaning today

I can pick it up tomorrow, noonish. Meanwhile I can't go anywhere 'cause my head's just a big, droopy,deflated sac. It's hard to tpye...