This is simulated me at soundcheck

And yes, that is the simulated downtown Chicago Hilton and Towers behind me (fake).

I left my camera phone at home, so I'll have to simulate pictures of my Chicago trip

...this is me getting ready to go to the airport...

Stone Ridge High School, Ashbury, VA

In our modern, United Colors of Benetton-style high school, even the wig heads are multicultural.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Chocolate Turtle Pie. That I made! Cause it was easy! Love y'all!

Kate and Alex find a place!

In this extraordinarily silly picture of them, we see what passes for joy on their stunned faces as they realize they have to move in 6 days.

When you need a cuppa jew, instead of a cuppa joe....

Jon's cat, Mullah

One of Jon's cats, anyway. He has two. Jon is a cat person. The other cat is named GhostFace Killah.

Bedford, PA

Apparently, you used to could get coffee here. Why do I miss all the good stuff?

We snicker like juveniles.....

...on the way to the airport.

I rest my case...

The Galt House from inside the Galt House

One night at the Galt House, no rental car...but smell that good Ol' Kentucky air!

In my line of work, you see a lot of this kind of thing...

Kate is kross-stitching!

I don't my sunsets are as nice as yours...

When you see this guy...

...you know you're driving through York,PA.

The lovely Mellow Theatre at Lackawanna College, Scranton, PA

U of Scranton, Scranton,PA (I mean seriously, where else...)

Fortunately, the Jesuits don't seem big on tennis, and Kevin and I found several huge, beautiful and deserted courts to play on. Sweet! Love y'all...

Drexel Hill, PA

Rich is famous for being able to sleep ANYWHERE at ANY time. Here, we have just discovered the show will be delayed 5 minutes. That's 5 minutes that Rich knows EXACTLY how to use. And, yes, we are shining a halogen flashlight on his face and, no, it doesn't disturb him in the slightest.

The inconsistency of my job...

One night, the private jet; the next night the room facing the 70-decibel fan unit + brick and, if you order today, tar and gravel!

Eating ice cream with Kate!

Indianapolis Convention Center

If you thought it was fun standing around having your picture taken with mid- to upper-level echelon Indiana businessmen then I have to tell you, you were wrong.

Finally traveling in the style to which we have not become accustomed

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Private jet out of Dulles to Indianapolis

(I forgot to tell you it's a movie...click the arrow!)

Whenever I wash Michelle's oven mitts....

...
...I feel like some sort of murderer.