Saturday, September 18, 2010

The General Lewis Inn

...couldn't be more colonial and quaint unless they were to bolt me into a tricorner hat and force me to have sex with the reanimated corpse of Betsy Ross. Whilst humming Yankee Doodle on a kazoo. With a Don't Tread on Me flag stuck up my ass. Being held by George Washington. The Aristocrats!...thank you!

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