Then I settled down with her kids so they could kick my ass at Mario Kart. In typical kid fashion her son, Adam, said,
"I'm an expert at this! Do you know how to play?"
"Well, no, I've never used a Wii before."
"Let's play the hardest level which I'm an expert at!"
Things did not go well for me. But it was hugely fun. This is her daughter Shannon. I finally managed to kill her off with red shells and regain a vestige of my gaming dignity.