How delightfully convenient...

Hitting golf balls is free for me here. Fortunately, it actually seems to be good for my sore shoulder parts: it helps 'unfreeze' them. Sweet. It's pretty bad for the cursing and glowering and being pissed-off parts, however.

I was amused at two old duffers hitting balls next to me. One studied the other one's clubs for a minute and said, "Harry, is that a new Ω-iron you've got there? Didn't you just get a new one? What was wrong with it?" The other studied his ball carefully for a minute before hooking it sharply into the woods on the left of the tees, "Couldn't swim," he replied.