Mini-Golfery

We drove quite a ways to an inferior entertainment complex featuring anemic go-carts, desultory bumper boats halfheartedly trying to thrash it out in a pool about 10' square, grisly snacks, disgruntled attendants, and more-than-usually mentally-deficient-appearing clientele.  And, inexplicably, a great, hard, colorful, and thoroughly ill-maintained miniature golf course. My superior skills led to a victory, but it was close.